I recently found that two of my ancestors were related to each other in more than one way, and two of their ancestors were also related in more than one way, thus confusing the relationship calculator something terrible. This is a phenomenon known as “pedigree collapse” which explains how at a certain number of generations one would theoretically descend from more people than have ever lived, were it not for the fact that many people in our family trees occupy more than one relationship. All of this reminded me of a song from back in the day, by Ray Stevens, called “I’m My Own Grandpa.” The whole concept is quite funny, and the lyrics are as follows… Enjoy this wee bit of genealogy humor…. 🙂
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, ’cause she was my father’s wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother
Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
‘Cause now I have become the strangest ‘case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa, I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I’m my own grandpa
Blog post written by Tracy Edward Tucker, copyright 2012, Lyrics copied from MetroLyrics.com
I love this one. It’s a classic and a really interesting song to try to follow.